On Cake

I originally wrote this article for Volume 122, Issue 2 of mathNEWS.

Python 2.7.3 (default, Aug 1 2012, 05:14:39)
[GCC 4.6.3] on !able
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>>> import cake
>>> while self.likesCake(this.cake):
... print("Happy Birthday! \@u@/")
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If only cake was sufficient to make it a Happy Birthday.

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